The Selby's Iowa State Fair Guide
JOHN DEERE AGRICULTURE BUILDING
Butter Cow — Six hundred pounds of butter over a wire frame, in a cooler case, since 1911.
4-H Horticulture, main floor — Garden crops on paper plates. It moved me.
Iowa State Fair Rose Show — Single stems in bud vases. Epic.
The Salad Bowl, west balcony — Caprese on a stick, PB&J on a stick, apple tea shake-up.
Bauder's Ice Cream, southwest side — Peppermint bar. Cookie crust, peppermint ice cream, fudge. The Des Moines pharmacy since 1916.
THE TRIANGLE / ADMINISTRATION BUILDING
Thelma's — Ice cream pressed between two cookies, snickerdoodle to cayenne chocolate chip.
Koepp's Nut Rolls — Cashew, pecan, mixed. Chocolate dipped if you ask.
Turkey Time's Strawberry Smoothies — Whole berries, no mix.
GRAND AVENUE / GRANDSTAND
Barksdale's State Fair Cookie Factory — Warm chocolate chip cookies by the bucket, cold milk, since 1959.
Fyfe's Deep Fried Twinkies and Candy Bars — Twinkie, Oreo, pecan pie with caramel and bacon bits.
ANNE & BILL RILEY STAGE / ROCK ISLAND AVENUE
Fair Food Fridays — Jumbo tenderloin, hand-breaded onion strings or potatoes with nacho cheese, Grand Champion Fizz.
Minneapple Pie — Deep fried apple pie under cinnamon ice cream.
Smith's — Deep fried strawberry shortcake on a stick, footlong corn dogs, fountain lemonade.
Grater Taters — Whole potato spiraled onto a skewer and fried, cheese and jalapeño on top.
Walleye on a Stick — Walleye, catfish, birch beer.
Palazzo's Java House — Cold brew.
Buni's Cinnamon Rolls — Caramel glazed with pecans, made in the trailer.
WALNUT SQUARE / GIANT SLIDE
Reichardt Family Giant Slide — Seventy-one steps up, burlap sack down, yellow and green since 1968.
THRILL VILLE / MIDWAY
Sky Glide — Chairlift over the whole grounds. Does not stop at unload, so keep walking.
Ye Old Mill — Oldest permanent ride at the fair, a dark boat ride in which nothing happens.
Magic Maze — Mirrored funhouse behind the big looping ride.
RICHARD O. JACOBSON EXHIBITION CENTER / GATE 10
Brad & Harry's Cheese Curds — Deep fried by the bucket since 1985. Garlic dill pickle if you're feeling it.
PIONEER HALL / CULTURAL CENTER
The Snack Box — Homemade cake donuts and cold brew at the west entrance.
Travelin' Tom's Coffee — Culture Center courtyard, waffles and shaved ice out of a truck.
LEMONADE
Brafford's Lemonade — Next door to Dad's. Get the jalapeño lemonade. Fresh squeezed, citrus first, the heat arrives late. My favorite drink at the fair!